(OOZY) OZZY - UNKNOWN - SINGLE
BREEDINGS PROBS NOPS
BREEDINGS PROBS NOPS
Oozy ozzy, poltergeist
- Oozy Ozzy, former name either Oz or Oscar
- used to be a court jester
- king sentenced him to death because he was too insufferable
- but Death didn't want to deal with him either
- so he got tossed back as a ghost
- adapted to his life as a poltergeist very easily and happily
- can be summoned by calling his name three times while holding either a joker / jester playcard or a fool tarot card
- when he appears, you'll have to impress him by telling a joke
- and/or by gifting him a prank item or sweets
- if he likes you, he'll happily help you torment someone
- if he doesn't like you, he'll be tormenting you instead
- signature thing is his loud hyena cackling
-- it will haunt you in your sleep, just like the creepy jack-in-
a-box he hid in your closet
- sticks his tongue out 24/7 and likes to lick things
-- he will lick you and everything you own
- quotes bad memes unironically (how does he even have internet-
access?)
- will say "vibe check" before smacking you with a baseball bat
- collects bones and playing cards
- his sense of humor is seriously messed up
- he loves bloody, gory and horrendous stuff
- and yet even just a whoopee cushion makes him crack up
- used to be a court jester
- king sentenced him to death because he was too insufferable
- but Death didn't want to deal with him either
- so he got tossed back as a ghost
- adapted to his life as a poltergeist very easily and happily
- can be summoned by calling his name three times while holding either a joker / jester playcard or a fool tarot card
- when he appears, you'll have to impress him by telling a joke
- and/or by gifting him a prank item or sweets
- if he likes you, he'll happily help you torment someone
- if he doesn't like you, he'll be tormenting you instead
- signature thing is his loud hyena cackling
-- it will haunt you in your sleep, just like the creepy jack-in-
a-box he hid in your closet
- sticks his tongue out 24/7 and likes to lick things
-- he will lick you and everything you own
- quotes bad memes unironically (how does he even have internet-
access?)
- will say "vibe check" before smacking you with a baseball bat
- collects bones and playing cards
- his sense of humor is seriously messed up
- he loves bloody, gory and horrendous stuff
- and yet even just a whoopee cushion makes him crack up